Friday, April 17, 2009

the nun's azz


My pal Sasha sent me this stupid joke, HAR!

This is cute & totally true. Many of us spend way too much time worrying about what others think.


The Pastor's Ass

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.


The local paper read:

PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.


The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.


The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:


NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The bishop fainted.

He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.


The next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

The bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is . .. . being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery . . even shorten your life.

So be yourself and enjoy life.

Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer !

Have a nice day !

6 comments:

Linda Starr said...

Amen, brother Gary.

red dirt girl said...
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red dirt girl said...

err ... sorry. my over - 40 eyes swore they saw a hamster in your header!

snickers,
xxx
rdm

Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

*giggle* Jokes are good. :-)

Susan as Herself said...

Alert: that nun is a photo of a real Chicago actress---she is now in LA. I used to know her... a bit jarring seeing her face here!!!

Jerry said...

Hee Haw!!!!