Friday, April 17, 2009

take Barbie HOME!!!!!

My pal Farmer's Wife is giving away BARBIE! Yoohoo, click it and go win a Barbie.

Now here is a totally funny Barbie joke:

A man walks into the toy store to get a Barbie doll for his daughter. So he asks the assistant, as you would, "How much is Barbie?"

"Well," she says, "we have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00."

"Hey, hang on," the guy asks, "why is Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?"

"Yeah, well, it's like this ... Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture ..."


Farmer*swife a/k/a Glass_Half_Full said...

*GIGGLE* Great joke there GR! Thanks for the post! I appreciate it! You are D'Bomb!!

Lynda said...

You crack me up!

Prohomemaker.Com said...

Too funny ... Roseanne Barr used to have a great schtick, where she complained that Barbie did not prepare girls for the real world. She wanted Mattel to make one called "Battered and Abused Trailer Park Barbie."

I still LOL.

Oh, and the hamster reminds me of the Everyone Loves Raymond episode when he accidently froze his daughter's in a box of pudding pops.

OK, I am rambling -- hope you have a great weekend.

red dirt girl said...

Apparently Barbie didn't get divorced in an oil rich, community property, one nation (under gawd, yellow roses, and a depressed cow named Blue Belle)like Texas.

Tejas Suzie costs $4.99. A real bargain in these budget-minded times!