yin and yang

(Spike and Emily await their din din)
Thanks to Letterman, top ten signs your cat is a wee bit chunky:

Instead of "meow," says "moo"

Takes 3 days to lick himself

Always stuck in the cat door

Has nine lives and ten chins

He has had more heart attacks than Dick Cheney

Have to get special extra-large flea collars from "Big & Tall Feline"

Instead of yarn ball, plays with meatball - wow, that is one fat cat

Only thing he's curious about is when Domino's stops delivering

When he goes outside, people say, "Can I get your autograph, Mr. Gore?"

Next month, he's doing a full hour with Dr. Phil