Thursday, April 9, 2009
yin and yang
(Spike and Emily await their din din)
Thanks to Letterman, top ten signs your cat is a wee bit chunky:
Instead of "meow," says "moo"
Takes 3 days to lick himself
Always stuck in the cat door
Has nine lives and ten chins
He has had more heart attacks than Dick Cheney
Have to get special extra-large flea collars from "Big & Tall Feline"
Instead of yarn ball, plays with meatball - wow, that is one fat cat
Only thing he's curious about is when Domino's stops delivering
When he goes outside, people say, "Can I get your autograph, Mr. Gore?"
Next month, he's doing a full hour with Dr. Phil
Posted by Gary's third pottery blog at 12:16 PM