Friday, February 6, 2009
Keep in mind the second mission of this blog, the trashy gossip part, and if you prefer, go straight down to the nice pottery below.
SO I am dreaming, just a minute ago, that I am 15, like in this picture here, and coach has just gotten me new pads and pants and practice is starting in a minute but I have all that gear ON and I gotta pee, a totally typical scenario. The boys toilet is out in the open in the, get this, GIRL's locker room, normally a perhaps interesting idea. So, I am there needing desperately to go before practice, and the girl's soccer coach is walking by, other girls are walking by, idly checking my desperate progress and also checking my, you know......and then I awake and realize why I couldn't go, luckily, and scoot out of bed to where I CAN go. Ever dream you need to pee desperately? I have, but I don't remember this humiliating setup before....
Posted by Gary's third pottery blog at 5:09 AM