Monday, February 16, 2009

Ode to the Lady at the Grocery Store

To the lady at the grocery store,
who nearly took off my car's door

I don't want to sound bitter,
but you almost ran over my cat litter

Would it hurt your poor legs
to walk a little further up to Wegs?*

'Cause it really blows
when somebody drives over my toes.



(Wegs is short for our local grocery store which is quite fantastic)

7 comments:

kate et jim said...

LOL!

Boy - I wish we had a Wegs around here! They're fantastic!

Jude said...

A witty ditty indeed, but what I want to say is that I really love your house! Great picture. I am a regular, but shy, visitor to your blog, love seeing your work, ideas in progress and the latest updates on pets, mrs tastycake etc. Yours is a really uplifting blog. Great work Gary.

Crafter of Khnum said...

Glad you are safe! We home bodies must be careful in the out side world!

Gary Rith Pottery Blog said...

I think Matt said it: I never go anywhere, its scary out there!

Jessica said...

Oh, man! People just don't pay attention!

Emily SIL said...

I say, don't forget to post a copy of that on the Wegs bulletin board. Maybe someone will recognize him/herself in it and drive more carefully in the future.

fiwa said...

You should print that and post it somewhere at the store! I loved it. :)