as told by an antiques dealer

My account was hacked last night.

No it wasn't.
Maude calls it Blogging under the influence. One teeny tiny shot, that's all it was. Itty bitty....
This one is good, but I deleted the R rated jokes that were here....

A Cardinal, a Pope and an antiques dealer arrived at the gates of heaven at the same moment. After saying hello to each other, St Peter welcomed them and said 'let me take you to your accomadations. I think you'll like heaven'
St Peter shows the Cardinal to a nice little ranch on a small heavenly lot with a one car garage and hands him the keys.
St Peter moves down the heavenly block, goes into an elevator and shows The Pope a nice 2 bedroom apartment with a view of a rainbow and pot of gold and gives him the keys.
Then St Peter puts his arm around the antiques dealer, hails a heavenly cab, and takes him to a different cloud, and shows the dealer a huge mansion with a wall and gate and a heavenly Bentley in the drive.
The dealer asks 'wait a minute, why is my place so much better than a Cardinal or a Popes'?'
St Peter tells him 'listen, Cardinals and Popes are a dime a dozen in heaven, but you're our first antiques dealer!'.
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