Me beloved little Lasagne said to me today:
"She had to leave work early because her son had stuck a bead up his nose..."
when the vacuum repair guy called about our broken Hoover:
"...when you have a broken vacuum cleaner, the last thing you want to hear is 'that sucks'".
The little dream hamster? Can you believe it was wearing a cape last night? Then I dreamt that I was on an endless school bus ride around and around and around--never getting home, never getting to school....
(I may stretch the truth but I tell the truth in this blog--I don't know why I have a dream hamster and all the rest, but I really do).