Kinky in the kitchen

(saucer, cup and coffee by Gary Rith)
SO my buddy Becky Jo, who we all know is cool, sees my peanut noodle recipe there and tells us that her HUSBAND AND FATHER PUT PEANUT BUTTER in their COFFEE.
As with many first experiences in your adult life, at first you are mildly repulsed, then you squeal 'I WOULD NEVER DO THAT!' then you start to think about it and get mildy turned on by the idea and before you know it, you are heating up....the coffee. And then with hands fumbling and trembling, you carefully finger the ...spoon.... slick with peanut butter, and then slooooowly glide it INto the STEAMING hot coffee and start to move it around...then you move the spoon faster and FASTER and FINALLY YOU TAKE THAT FIRST SLOPPY SIP....
and then the dog starts to lick the spoon, and you fall back, satisfied, because it isn't as horrible as you thought it might be. Then at the bottom of the cup? This sort of sludgey mess to scrape off .....