Friday, May 22, 2009

"your gay friends are gonna love that"


So I am putting on my tee, ready to walk the dogs and she says:
"hey, your tat is jumping all over the place"
then she is like
"let me get a picture of that" and she does
and I am like
"I can't blog this"
and she is like
"of course you can blog this, its tasteful"
then she is like
"your gay friends are gonna love that"
and then she is looking at the pics and says
"I get to go to bed with that every night"
and I am looking at the pic and I say
"I have a red neck"

32 comments:

Kimberly said...

You are completely crazy.

Jerry said...

A little lower so we can see the gold lame'!

jimgottuso said...

a red neck and "thrower's" shoulder

Cheri @ Blog This Mom! said...

Oh. My. God. Jerry's comment!

Now that I've recovered from howling with laughter, let me just say:

Your straight friends like it, too.

I will be back later to read the gay friend's comment. (You know who you are.)

XO

Peter said...

Well, your gay friends are smiling :-)

Nancy L.K. Boyce said...

Hey Gary, did you ever consider a spray tan?

Gary Rith Pottery Blog said...

Oooh, for that all over orange look? Um, no.
I am just a scrawney little dude with wild hair a red neck, but like Jim sez about shoulders, potters sorta get a lot of exercise.
And, um, Cheri, 2 of them have already checked in and commented....

Linda Starr said...

Ooo la la; bring on the lame!

Linda Starr said...

Oh, I meant to say, "you redneck!"

Jessica said...

Wow--that's very artsy!

Janet said...

The light switch just adds a special something ;-)

Cloudbuster said...

Damn, Gary, I never realized you were so hot... You're gay friends are smiling indeed ;-)

Lynda said...

I might have to print and frame this!

Hilary said...

You're no slouch for your straight friends either. :)

g said...

You look like a statue. Made of Alabaster - and that's not necessarily a compliment!

Kewl tat, though.

Gary Rith Pottery Blog said...

I was like 'who is cloudbuster'? and then I see its ROB down the street and I am like 'ROB!'
(I am like Clark Kent--my disheveled and unkempt outward appearance hides a BEAST underneath...)

Jay said...

That's hot.

Cloudbuster said...

Rob down the street? Way down the street, maybe... A few more poses like that, and Maud may have to fight Werner and me off... Why don't you and Ben get together for a couple of tasteful nudes? LMAO... Now you know who I am, doncha?
;-)

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Farmer*swife said...

:-o Whoop! :-)

Barbara said...

What a way to start my day - so very tasteful.

Gary Rith Pottery Blog said...

You never know what you might find underneath a Felix the Cat tee.
You're right about Ben--he looks like simply a slender fellow, but then under his little hoodie.....

Cloudbuster said...

The voice of experience, Gary?

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ML said...

I always wondered what that Michelangelo statue of David looked like from the 'other' side, and NOW I know. WOW! And tat does, indeed, look good. Never thought I'd say that, either!

denis said...

celeste better not see this...she won't leave you alone!

btw, i think cloudbuster had an excellent idea.

kate et Jim said...

Oh Honey - you and Ben??? Now that'd be a photo!!!

There's a few of us who'd love to see what's under Ben's hat!

Love the tat, Gary and I also agree with Janet about the light switch...

Miss Heather said...

Nice Nice Nice!! Not too shabby, my hot potter friend Gary.

And I agree, it's not just your gay friends enjoying this. :)

soubriquet said...

"This comment has been removed by the author"
Mwaahahahaaaaaa I wish we could read those, passionate declaratations, I'll bet...

kcinnova said...

I forgot what I was going to say, I was laughing so hard at the comments!

But I thought Gary wanted zebra stripped underwear... and gold lame zebra stripes seems a little overdone, don'cha think?

BTW, the light switch would be even better if it was turned on! LOL

"Bring on the lame' you redneck!" Linda, you take the cake!

Prohomemaker.Com said...

LOL on your wife's comment!

Honestly, I just said to myself, "Man, I wish I had that waist," but sadly I am short waisted (your wife will know the term -- my rib cage and pelvis meet). But hey, I got legs for days -- 34 inch inseam.

Umm, but I do have to agree -- how about a Ben shot like this. ;-)

P.S. Just catching up on blogs -- FW's blogroll was screwed up for the past day or two, and it's how I find how my fave folks are doing. And the experiment oblong "jar" looks like a champagne cooler to me. :-)

Knight said...

Whoa! Very Nice Pic Gary. Your wife is quite the photographer.