Tuesday, May 26, 2009

I need some cow jokes, OK?

(cow jumping over the moon plaque by Gary Rith)
Hey, please go to comments and add a cow joke, alright? You know I love jokes, and there are millions of cow jokes. Add yours!

Here's a good one about cows and pigs....

A lawyer a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car trouble in the countryside and asked to spend the night with a farmer.
The farmer said "There might be a problem; you see, I only have room for two to sleep, so one of you must sleep in the barn."

"No problem," chimed the Rabbi, "My people wandered in the desert for forty years, I am humble enough to sleep in the barn for an evening. With that he departed to the barn and the others bedded down for the night. Moments later a knock was heard at the door; the farmer opened the door, there stood the Rabbi from the barn. "What's wrong?" asked the farmer. The Rabbi replied, "I am grateful to you, but I can't sleep in the barn. There is a pig in the barn and my faith believes that this is an unclean animal."

His Hindu friend agrees to swap places with him. But a few minutes later the same scene reoccurs. There is a knock on the door, "What's wrong, now?" the farmer asks. The Hindu holy man replies, "I too am grateful for your helping us out but there is a cow in the barn and in my country cows are considered sacred. I can't sleep on holy ground!"

Well, that leaves only the lawyer to make the change. He grumbled and complained, but went out to the barn. Yep, you guessed it! Moments later there was another knock on the farmers door. Frustrated and tired, the farmer opens the door, and there stood the pig and the cow.


Hilary said...

Cow jokes.. how moootivating!

Two bovines stood near the fence discussing that day's news. The first cow said "I'm really concerned about the prevalence of this Mad Cow Disease" The udder cow said "Oh don't be silly. It can't affect us ducks!"

kate et Jim said...

What do call a cow that has just had a calf?

Cinderelish said...

Look at that bunch of cows!

Not a bunch, herd

Heard of what?

Herd of cows

Of course I've heard of cows

No, a cow herd.

Why would I care what a cow heard?

Kimberly said...

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? .... A MILK DUD!

Jerry said...

Knock Knock

Who's there?

The interrupting cow.

The interup...


Lynda said...

What do you get when you cross a cow with a duck?

Milk and Quackers!

Anonymous said...

How about cow music?

I Am Cow by the Arrogant Worms

Jay said...

What kind of milk do you get from a forgetful cow?

Milk of Amnesia!

Where do cows go for a night out?

To the moooovies.

Gary Rith Pottery Blog said...

Um, here is one that is both off-color and almost off topic:
How did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?
The Burger King couldn't handle his whopper!

Has dairy in it....
Thanks everybody, these are terrific!

Emily SIL said...

Aw rats, Gary, you posted the joke I was going to use. But it's a classic, so I'll forgive you.

Lynda said...

There was a herd of cattle all standing on a hill when an earthquake
struck. All of the cows fell down, but the bull remained standing. The
farmer noticing this went out and asked the bull, "Why didn't you fall down
like the rest of the herd.

The bull replied, "We bulls wobble, but we don't fall down."

Gallow said...

The previous joke is where milk shakes come from.

kcinnova said...

Why did the farmer push the cow?

He needed it to MOOOOOve.

Yeah, that plus the interrupting cow joke were the best the 6 of us could come up with at the dinner table.

Lynda, "We bulls wobble, but we don't fall down." That is laugh-out-loud funny!

Emily SIL said...

Here's one more:

What happens when you talk to a cow? It just goes in one ear and out the udder.

cynthia said...

I landed here from someone else's blog...

I'll play. I admit I had to lift these jokes elsewhere.

Why don't cows have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry.

Where do Russians get their milk?
From Mos-cows

What's a cow's favorite moosical note?

What do cows wear in Hawaii?
Moo- moos

Both Sides of Ben Marlan said...

sounds like ithaca. did that happen locally?