Wednesday, May 6, 2009

the bumper sticker project

"Jesus loves you. Everybody else thinks you're an azzh###"
"Jesus loves you. But he loves me most."
"Visualize whirled peas"
"Voldemort 2008"

I always get a kick out of bumper stickers. These are a few I saw at the store recently, and I have been putting some up under the blog title lately. My all time favorite is Yosemite Sam there "Back off" on the mudflaps. Man, I would LOVE Yosemite Sam mudflaps.
What have ya got for me? Go into comments with your favorite bumper stickers!


Hilary said...

"Horn broken - watch for finger."

Lynda said...

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Driver carries no cash. He's married.

Happy Wednesday!

Gary Rith Pottery Blog said...

"I may be slow but I am ahead of you"
"Ithaca is not George's"

Gary Rith Pottery Blog said...

"vegetarians taste better"

Jerry said...

"Come the rapture, can I have your car?"

Ron said...

"My dog is smarter than your honor student"

J said...

"Filthy Stinking Rich - two out of three ain't bad"

"Republicans for Voldemort"

"If at first you don't succeed, maybe losing is your style"

and my favorite:

"Life is short. Don't be a dick."

Jay said...

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.

And your crybaby, whiny opinion would be ... ?

Miss Heather said...

That village in Texas got its Idiot back.

Last time we listened to a Bush we wandered in the desert for 40 years.

And my personal favorite (because What About Bob is a FAV movie and I REALLY saw this... but it was a license plate cover...)

Good Morning, Gill... I said, Good MORNING, Gill...

Gary Rith Pottery Blog said...

Anybody seen those pickup trucks with big balls hanging down in back? I heard they were illegal in South Carolina. Sure are bad taste.

Linda Starr said...

Warning sick humor ahead. I'll probably take some flack for thinking this was humorous, but it's all I could think of right now.

Remember those BABY ON BOARD stickers? For a while every one had them on the back of their cars, vans, trucks. We don't have any kids so we never had one and always found them rather amusing.

One day I was driving to work near Sacramento. All of a sudden in front of me I saw a pickup truck. On the back of the pickup truck was a weathered piece of wood attached to the camper shell with a big plastic naked baby doll nailed with a huge nail to the board. I laughed me *ss off all the way to work.

Reb said...

Linda Starr, I have your sense of humour - that is funny! I always take those signs as a warning that the driver is really incompetent!

"We're spending our kids inheritance" on the back of Mom and Dad's big a$$ motorhome.

Nancy L.K. Boyce said...

Hey Gary- I'm still trying to figure out why big balls are illegal in So. Carolina????

Lynda said...

We've got big balls here in the Lone Star State... who'd mess with that??

Emily SIL said...

Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.

So many 2x4s, so few studs.

And the classic: If I wanted to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'd put shoes on the cat.

Yes, that last one is a bit long for a bumper sticker, but it is clever.

John Bailey said...

"Lousy driver behind"

cookingwithgas said...

on the front bumper:
run Toto run
on the back bumper
Toto- I don't think we are in Kansas anymore.

Today- after your post- I was in Seagrove proper and ended up behind a truck, no lie here and no camera with me.
That had the tags you can buy at the DVM all over it. I really liked the confederate flag right next to the one that said Jesus
And next to that John 3:16 on cardboard.
I wish I could remember them all but just imagine someone going into the DMV and saying, “I’ll take one of each.”

red dirt mule said...

i don't have a bumper sticker for you. but my oldest son came home from school today with a t-shirt designed and produced by a fellow cross-country runner. mannnn - i wish i could scan it! the boy airbrushed bio-hazard symbols with a pig's face in the middle of it onto white t-shirts. then sold them for 5 bucks a piece! smart boy - he sold out in minutes ...

just in case: you know, hazard swine flu .. ??!

ML said...

My darling, VERY lady-like mother sported a bumper sticker I'd not seen anywhere else, but truly loved!