Friday, May 29, 2009

PSYCHO BABY!








So I say to the missus:
me: pita pit?
she: falafel Friday special?
me: fine! Chapter House after?
she: Yeah baby!

So you know, get the wife at 4:30, go on down to the pita pit for Friday falafel special except the dude at the register (remember Wayne's world, with the hairnets, joe jobs and name tags?? that was this dude) sez "It has been a terrible day. No falefels. How about hummus instead?" and that's cool, plus they pile on all the veggies including double peppers and pineapple then we're happy and done and wander down the SUPER STEEP hill to the Chapter House for beers and to meet up with Carl, and we slide down the hill and Carl is at the bar with TWO CHICKS (Go Carl!) and we're like "Carl man, we'll get a table in back, but we'd, um, understand if you were busy here..." but he comes back after awhile and he's talking about marriage and having two cute babies with her (which HER??????) and we get home and hop out of our car and Richard and Nancy from up the street are walking by with Oscar the St Bernard and their newborn BAYBEE!!!!! A real one! Named ZOE!
Zoe is an angel, apparently, except for between 12-3 am when she goes psycho baby......

9 comments:

kate et Jim said...

I'd be cryin' too if I was all twisted up like that in one of those baby holders.

Sounds like a nice Friday evening!

Lynda said...

I'm with kate et Jim... but it sounds like you two had a great time!

Miss Heather said...

Can I come and live with you guys? :)

Cheri @ Blog This Mom! said...

Imaginary babies are cool, too.

BABY!!!

Life with Kaishon said...

It sounds like a perfectly delightful day and I freakin' LOVE the psycho baby. Babies just melt my heart.

Tricia said...

Sounds like a wonderful evening, and I'm not sure who's cuter, the baby or the St Bernard.

jimgottuso said...

another wonderful and enviable adventure... sometimes those psycho babies get bigger and still go psycho once in a while, that hilly street looks like a quaint neighborhood too

Gary Rith Pottery Blog said...

The streets are like 45 degrees! Scary! And Stewart Ave is still all brick :)

Gallow said...

I've got one of Carl's Mushroom Calendars in my office.