Stinking internet conked out at our house Thursday darnitall. The rather unpleasant youth at tech support schedules us for a repair guy MONDAY. HELL AND DAMNATION, everybody knows I needs my internets! I am at the library, and will try to visit here and email once or twice this weekend if I can.
IN THE MEANTIME, ya'll run things. Remember joke fest last year????? We had well over 100 jokes submitted by YOU.
Let's do it again. Submit your joke until I close submissions at noon eastern standard US time on Monday. I shall pick a winner Monday at 6pm from the many entries, a glorious blue piggy mug (below pic, right) by me, mailed to you in the US. Randomly drawn, one entry only per commenter and you have to tell me your name and mailing address if you win.
FINALLY---your joke MUST be family friendly or I will erase it and remove your entry. It must be a joke you could share with a ten year old, OK? (yes, you can push the envelope if you are clever)
So, how many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a psychologist?
(UPDATE: the supervisor dude called to say that the unhelpful youth from tech last night made a MiSTAKE and he walked me through a reload of some sort and we are CONNECTED, but heck this is FUN FUN FUUUUUUUUUUUUN so get your joke in now!)
(piggy mugs etc by Gary Rith)