A wee little joke:
So out in Arizona there's a dude ranch and all these city slickers are out for a ride with Tex, one of the resident cowboys. The group stops for lunch in the shade, and walks toward a pretty stream, Tex leading the way.
Tex: 'hold on thar! WHAT'S THIS HERE?' he says pointing to cow patty
Tex: 'sure LOOKS like cow patty!' and he reaches out and grabs a handful
Tex: 'sure feels like cow patty!' and he puts it to his nose and takes a big sniff
Tex: 'sure smells like cow patty!!!' and he opens his mouth wide and takes a big bite
Tex: 'sure TASTES like cow patty! Glad I didn't step in it!!!!!'
(oval gargoyle pot--the first of 2 new ideas!--- by Gary Rith)
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9 comments:
Gary... you don't wear eyeliner? *faint*
If you ever stepped in one of those, y'all would know what Tex is talking about.
I did. I did wear eyeliner back in the 80s. And did the Cure thing with the mousse and the big hair...
I'm relieved to know you have been eye-liner free since 1986. *snort*
WOW! whatta relief! But I have a question regarding the gargoyle, if you please. Does he/it have three small tongues or three rather large teeth? Just asking.
I want to see a picture of you with eyeliner!
Stay away from the cow patties. My grandmother used to raise cows and you want to know why she can grow anything in her garden well? Lol.
Ok, the gargoyle pot... interesting. Reminds me of the pictures I took of the Biltmore House.
Eyeliner, huh? I guess everyone has a phase... mine was 1 in spikey hair for about two years... ack.
Hey Gary:
Just had your peanut noodles for dinner! We both LOVED 'em! Sooo very tasty. Thanks. Now will you come over and do the dishes??? :-)
Miri
GROSS ME OUT Gary! Gross me out! ICK
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