Friday, August 7, 2009
Jason Statham will star in the Hollywood movie about my life...
(and the delectable Amy Smart will play my delectable wife---Amy Smart isn't as pretty as my wife, and she seems really dumb, but she will just have to do...)
Jason Statham kicks AZZ. We saw CRANK last night, which is a stupid movie, but wicked entertaining. I totally dig his Brit-cool badazz persona....
Last summer we went to see DEATH RACE at the cinema and it KICKED AZZ and Jason KICKED AZZ. It was, again, stupid, but less stupid than CRANK and more entertaining.
For a movie entirely UNSTUPID Jason starred in the true story movie version (just as he will star in the true story movie version of my life) of a real bank robbery called THE BANK JOB and I challenge anybody to not like that movie....fantastico!
Posted by Gary's third pottery blog at 11:30 AM