I could be a punk rock star (except I have never done anything musical in my life)

(me)



I was watching The Kills video down below, and I see the dude wearing MY exact NEW MOTORCYCLE jacket.
I am like
"wow, dude looks almost as handsome as me in the jacket, and LOOKIT that: his bandmate, Alison whatshername is TOTALLY GORGEOUS eye candy, his actual GIRLFRIEND is Kate Moss.......its no wonder I snagged my EXTRA-HAWT missus, I am SEXIER THAN ROCK STARS".