Sunday, August 30, 2009

I could be a punk rock star (except I have never done anything musical in my life)


(me)



I was watching The Kills video down below, and I see the dude wearing MY exact NEW MOTORCYCLE jacket.
I am like
"wow, dude looks almost as handsome as me in the jacket, and LOOKIT that: his bandmate, Alison whatshername is TOTALLY GORGEOUS eye candy, his actual GIRLFRIEND is Kate Moss.......its no wonder I snagged my EXTRA-HAWT missus, I am SEXIER THAN ROCK STARS".






3 comments:

Busy Bee Suz said...

You crack me up. Have I said this before? No? Yes. Well it is true!!!

Barbara Martin said...

Gary, you are too funny! Pop over for a new book review. It might be up your alley.

kcinnova said...

Don't forget, you have a cooler tat as well. ;)