culcha with the regular guy: back to BAND CAMP

The missus is in Manhattan visiting her two sisters today, which means I invited a bunch of Friends over this afternoon and then watched a terrible movie!
Maude's two sisters live between, in case you wondering, FAO Scwartz and the Met, about 20 blocks apart from each other. They no doubt have had a day full of high culcha, whereas at home, we have wallowed in squalor, which is typical of bachelor days.
So, many of my Cornell pottery students came over today to the studio which gave us the opportunity, pottery nerds that we are, to talk about GLAZES and CLAY and HANDLES!!! If you aren't a pottery person, you would probably find this rather dull.
And when the missus is away, I watch terrible movies, and this one took a healthy dose of bourbon: American Pie 2. Whereas American Pie was amusing, 2 is entirely without merit, an utter zero, which is exactly the kind of movie I would choose to see when the missus is gone. I give credit to whatshisname, the kid with the dark hair, for realizing he loves the red headed girl who plays the flute, but the only other entertaining moment was when Tara Reid was wearing a Cornell tee-shirt, hoooohooooo! Yeah baby!
So, the regular guy gives this movie a perfect zero out of ten, but with bourbon and a warm beagle, ten out of ten for a good time.