Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Spike the tastemaker

My cat Spike is often asked advice. He suggested we try to clear up a bunch of issues at once, so we can all get on with our lives:

"Shaken or stirred?
Do I look like I give a damn whether anything is shaken or stirred???

Briefs or boxers?

Yankees or Red Sox?

Cowboys or Steelers!
Pfft! Jaguars, Panthers, Bengals and Lions!

Blonde or brunette?
Calico, meooowwwr!

London or Paris?
Mais oui mon petit escargot!

Cats or dogs?
Guinea pigs, whaddya think!!!!!

Country or city?
Phhblllt. I am an inside cat. So I would say: windowsill.

Coffee or tea???

Garfield or Bill?

Breast or thigh?


Susan as Herself said...

That Spike sure does know what he likes.

g-man said...

Spike sure is his own cat.

Dez said...

OH, that was TOO FUNNY!!! So glad you know your cat so well! LOL

Busy Bee Suz said...

So the windowsill comment!!!

Reverend Awesome said...

What's the deal with teens?