Tuesday, July 7, 2009

sleepy!

I was a bit sleepy earlier and sat down for a minute and Spike crawled up and fell asleep next to me, and then like 20-30 minutes later Penny jumps on my lap and I, um, wake up, and here is a pretty good sleepy joke I just found......
(feel like a million bucks now, of course, cats advise naps to ensure success in life...)

a vet gets a midnight phone call from a farmer. "i`ve got a very constipated cow - been like it for days, it`s in great pain, what can i do?" sleepy vet, knackered after working all day and all evening, says: "if you`ve got one of those small bottles of highly concentrated milk of magnesia, get that down it and i`ll call you in the morning to see how it is." next morning the vet rings: "how`s the constipated cow this morning?" "cow?" says the farmer. "i said cat." "oh god," says the vet, "did you give it the concentrate?" "yes, i got the whole bottleful down its throat, i used a small funnel." "oh jesus," says the vet. "how is the cat?" "it`s out in the garden." "dead i suppose?" said the vet. "god no," said the farmer, "it`s out there with four of his mates, two digging and two filling in."

3 comments:

Lou said...

eh, Gary, I don't geddit?

Becky Jo said...

Eww.

Gary Rith Pottery Blog said...

oh, well, you know, the cat is pooping so much he needs help burying it all.....anyway....