
Been awhile, eh? All this talk of advice columns has Spike excited, so we are dusting off the mailbag and handing out the advice. From Spike the Cat.
Dear Spike--
What's that rattle under my car? A piece of metal fell off last week. The car doesn't rattle when turned off.
--Gary in Etna
Gary--
Its probably nothing. If it gets worse, find the duct tape and an old coat hanger and PRESTO!
Dear Spike--
Does this parka make me look fat?
--Alison from Chicago
Alison--
How can I put this delicately? Everything makes you
........Ooooh look! A bird out at the feeder!
Dear Spike--
Is it true what they say about guests, fish, and 3 days????
--Abby from the country
Dear Abby--
Depends. If the guest is a poorly behaved dog who pees on the carpet and chews on my bathrobe and poops on the kitchen floor and scratches the door? 3 days is forever. If it is a goldfish in a bowl visiting? That's tasty!
9 comments:
Sounds like a Milky Way moment--haha
Hey by the way I love the photo at the top with your "Clay Van Dyke" facial hair haha very cool.
re the rattly thing: The downside to driving a Subaru is the ever loosening heat shields. Mine is pretty rattle-tastic now too!
Spike is a genius and needs his own advice column.
Spike, what should I wear to officiate a wedding?
Are underpants required?
Mmm... goldfish.
Kasey:
Go commando.
--Spike
Spike has a bathrobe?
And please remind me to bring you some Shiner Bock next month.
Spike described how my cats feel about Benny.
dear spike, i like to wake up in the middle of the night go downstairs and get the most expensive shoe i can find and chew it to shreds. the next morning i have indigestion and usually throw up on my owners' bedroom floor. my owners think i'm a demon from hell... what should i do?
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