Thursday, July 9, 2009
DEEP THOUGHTS with Spike
Been awhile, eh? All this talk of advice columns has Spike excited, so we are dusting off the mailbag and handing out the advice. From Spike the Cat.
Dear Spike--
What's that rattle under my car? A piece of metal fell off last week. The car doesn't rattle when turned off.
--Gary in Etna
Gary--
Its probably nothing. If it gets worse, find the duct tape and an old coat hanger and PRESTO!
Dear Spike--
Does this parka make me look fat?
--Alison from Chicago
Alison--
How can I put this delicately? Everything makes you
........Ooooh look! A bird out at the feeder!
Dear Spike--
Is it true what they say about guests, fish, and 3 days????
--Abby from the country
Dear Abby--
Depends. If the guest is a poorly behaved dog who pees on the carpet and chews on my bathrobe and poops on the kitchen floor and scratches the door? 3 days is forever. If it is a goldfish in a bowl visiting? That's tasty!
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9 comments:
Sounds like a Milky Way moment--haha
Hey by the way I love the photo at the top with your "Clay Van Dyke" facial hair haha very cool.
re the rattly thing: The downside to driving a Subaru is the ever loosening heat shields. Mine is pretty rattle-tastic now too!
Spike is a genius and needs his own advice column.
Spike, what should I wear to officiate a wedding?
Are underpants required?
Mmm... goldfish.
Kasey:
Go commando.
--Spike
Spike has a bathrobe?
And please remind me to bring you some Shiner Bock next month.
Spike described how my cats feel about Benny.
dear spike, i like to wake up in the middle of the night go downstairs and get the most expensive shoe i can find and chew it to shreds. the next morning i have indigestion and usually throw up on my owners' bedroom floor. my owners think i'm a demon from hell... what should i do?
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