So today my beloved Blueberry Muffin sez to me:
"Didja hear how the Da!ry Queen got pregnant?"
"NO!" sez I.
"Yeah", sez the Blueberry Muffin, "the Burger K!ng couldn't handle his whopper!".
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Senor Gary und Le Dogue Penny
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The mister with his petite tastycake Missus Rith. Gary Rith is a part-time pottery instructor at Cornell University's Pot Shop and a full-time studio potter in Ithaca, NY.
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gary's work at Bennington College, 1987
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The mister with his petite tastycake Missus Rith. Gary Rith is a part-time pottery instructor at Cornell University's Pot Shop and a full-time studio potter in Ithaca, NY.
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7 comments:
Well, it did make me laugh - even out loud! Thanks for the laugh for the day!
Jim's still laughing over there on the other side of the room...lol
I need the US urban dictionary
(but hey, I'm not local ;-)
very funny...and naughty ;)
Yay, dirty jokes from Maude! How about making this a regular feature, Gary? ;-)
Now that was funny.
Another one in a similar vein:
Q-What did the snack food say to the battery?
A-If you're Eveready, I'm Frito-Lay
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