Thursday, March 19, 2009
Gary in the NEWD and a rude joke
They tell you not to use the hot shower on your new tat, and I am having a bath instead of shower this am for the first time since I was 8 (mighty relaxing, why didn't anybody tell me? You can sit there and sip coffee and stare into space and then your muscles all feel great). Anyway, here comes the missus and the camera. I'll let you see this much of me ;)
I am gonna go naughty all the way today, and back to our usual family friendly program tomorrow. Here is a mildly rude joke about tattoos:
Dave loves his new wife so much that he has her name Wendy tattooed to his dingaling. It looks great and they both love it and go on a honeymoon to Jamaica.
There's a newd beach next to their hotel and Dave and Wendy go over there one morning to work on the all-over tan. There's a fellow there selling drinks and Dave notices he has Wendy tattoed on his dingaling too!
Dave says: 'hey, I can't help but notice you have Wendy tattoed on your dingaling, just like me!'
The server replies: 'no mon, its not Wendy mon, when I am with my lady you can see that the whole tattoo is "Welcome to Jamaica and have a nice day".
Posted by Gary's third pottery blog at 11:43 AM