Thursday, March 19, 2009

Gary in the NEWD and a rude joke


They tell you not to use the hot shower on your new tat, and I am having a bath instead of shower this am for the first time since I was 8 (mighty relaxing, why didn't anybody tell me? You can sit there and sip coffee and stare into space and then your muscles all feel great). Anyway, here comes the missus and the camera. I'll let you see this much of me ;)

I am gonna go naughty all the way today, and back to our usual family friendly program tomorrow. Here is a mildly rude joke about tattoos:

Dave loves his new wife so much that he has her name Wendy tattooed to his dingaling. It looks great and they both love it and go on a honeymoon to Jamaica.

There's a newd beach next to their hotel and Dave and Wendy go over there one morning to work on the all-over tan. There's a fellow there selling drinks and Dave notices he has Wendy tattoed on his dingaling too!

Dave says: 'hey, I can't help but notice you have Wendy tattoed on your dingaling, just like me!'

The server replies: 'no mon, its not Wendy mon, when I am with my lady you can see that the whole tattoo is "Welcome to Jamaica and have a nice day".

23 comments:

Gordo said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

denis said...

LOL!!!

i can't wait to see how naughty you'll get as the day progresses.

Cheri @ Blog This Mom! said...

Rubber duckies!!!

L said...

Can I get you to write a guest post about getting a tatoo (for my blog)?

-- marian

Gary Rith Pottery Blog said...

I had an email from our pal Christine saying:
1) rubber duckies are k!nky! and
2) how about a picture of Maude in the tub!
I shall get a shot of the lady in the tub later, heheheh...

Susan as herself said...

Hahahahaha! And wow---a tattoo!!! Glad you had a good experience getting it---looks like a good one!

Lynda said...

Gary! Sometimes you just shock me - newd and a naughty joke in one post? *faint*

Giggles said...

This is a Show stopper!!! You look like a little boy with a new toy!! Rubber ducky of course...love the joke too!!

Really nice well thought out tat..... Not a tattoo person...but love the art and history behind them.... Love Miami ink too!

Hugs Giggles Really adorable photo, thanks to Ms M!! You guys are so much fun!!I thought there was only one divine Ms M......now I know there are two!

denis said...

i also want to see maude newd in a tub.

Lynda said...

For some reason, the word, "newd" sounds even naughtier than "nude."

Wonder why?

Kyle Kunnecke said...

love the tat and all the skin - thanks for sharing (and knowing how to crop photos!)

I still want a tat but haven't done it yet... have wanted one for 18 years... only recently have I changed the "where" of the image... and the what changed as well... I joked with a friend yesterday that I'd probably be better off just drawing on myself with sharpies...

Dr.John said...

I like the cup at the top much more than the tat.But I'm glad you like it. I hate showers and love bathtubs but for a long time I had to take a shower because I can't get into a bathtub. But now I have a tub with a door and a seat. It is wonderful.

tt said...

Love the tat!!!
Love the joke!!!
welcome to the tat world. Warning...they're addictive :)
AND....you in the tub....PRICELESS!!!

Karen said...

How funny!!

Lis Garrett said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll have to tell that one to my husband!

Farmer*swife said...

Where have I BEEN and WHAT have I missed?!!!

:-D

fiwa said...

Dude! I LOVE IT! The colors are so bright and gorgeous. Isn't it fun? I agree - it doesn't hurt at all and it really is addictive. And I love the reason behind it. You and your lewd joke - cracks me up. I always leave here with a smile on my face. :)

fiwa said...

PS, have you talked Maude into getting one yet?

Gary Rith Pottery Blog said...

there have been jokes--such as she plans to wait 15 years from now, when she is 64!

Wep said...

Hysterical pic :)

Jason, as himself said...

YOWZA! How did I miss this post? A naked Gary in the tub? And a tat? Obviously I missed more than one post.

This is a whole newd side of you we haven't seen before!

Funny joke, too.

Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

Simple, clean lines--I like it!

Baseball Mom said...

LOL!!

Still liking the tat! Glad you finally decided on one.