Friday, October 2, 2009

Edward Scissorhands and I am famous and....





OK, the last pic, with the tree and veggies? These young deadhead farmer types are hanging aound in the rain selling produce from the Cornell oganic student gardens and the missus is pulling me over there and we get the organic pumpkins and a pretty eggplant, and the young deadhead chick is like
"you're the new Edward Scissorhands!" and her deadhead friends are all like *snicker* and *har!* cause I am in my groovy black motorcycle jacket and I am rolling my eyes and like "OK KIDS" and then me and the missus are off down the hill to downtown and an art opening party at State of the Art Gallery, where my zebra teaset is on display, along with a lot of other artists' work.
(HAHA! edited!!!! Take that!)

13 comments:

Reverend Awesome said...

They were making fun of your jacket? Twats!

Umm, they are the one's referencing 2 decade old movies as if it has some sort of bearing on pop culture today. ALSO, they are worshipping a dead man.

Maybe they should venture out of their dirty, hippy van that no doubt reeks of nag champa and see what's going on in the world. Oh and they can probably go screw themselves. And all that.

I'm irrationally/perhaps rationally angry. I've been shopping. Brings out the worst in me.

Becky Jo said...

Whoaaaa G. You should really feel lucky, you know? If I were there, and some dead head was making fun of my leather jacket, I'd probably punch them in the head or throw an organic pumpkin at them, then they'd call me a fascist or something stupid and they'd call home to their rich parents and the police would show up and... I'd end up in jail for the night with some drunken slob that tells me that I'm 'perty' and throws up on my favorite pair of sneakers.

Really, you're lucky. ;)

Gary Rith Pottery Blog said...

my jacket kicks AZZ :)
and I don't SMELL
thanks you 2, you're wonderful :)

Pauline said...

Some people are so damn rude, I think your jacket kicks azz and your Zebra teaset!
Don't let a few idiots spoil your day.

Patricia Griffin said...

zebra tea set rocks, as does your jacket. And, actually, I though Edward Scissorhands was pretty cool too.

Dirt-Kicker Pottery said...

Todays jerk kids are payback for us for the crap we pulled when we were jerk kids :)
Congrats on the Exhibit!

jeannette stgermain said...

Hey you're exhibiting your tea set - that's all that counts!!
By the way, it looks terrific!

soubriquet said...

But Mr Rith, look at it this way.
You are the coolest guy around, you're an artist, an admired cook, a maker of zebra teasets, you see things that other people never notice, and turn them into art.
Look at you, man with influential international blog, Look at you, Joe Cool with leather jacket. Pity those deadheads, because, in years to come, they'll never be one tenth as cool as you.

Ask Ms. Tastycakes, I'll bet she agrees with me.

Gary Rith Pottery Blog said...

JOE COOL c'est moi :)

kcinnova said...

"man with influential international blog"

Methinks blogger soubriquet said it well -- and quite possibly came up with a great banner quote for your blog! LOL

ML said...

Ah, oui, mon ami! Just keep le cool, consider le source, some idiotes who don't know their tete from their derriere, so turn up your nez, and sniff les fleurs! En avant, mon ami! Toujours, en anant.

Christi said...

aww come one, Edward Scissorhands was JOHNNY DEPP (super hot) for cryin' out loud!

Lynda said...

Well, you should be able to give yourself a haircut, shouldn't you??? Snippy!