Wednesday, October 7, 2009
CONVENT BREAKOUT, wherein I escape with a nun
(does the beagle on the pottery look familiar???? Beagle pots by Gary Rith)
So, you know, at 3am Penny is sleeping next to me but is kinda queasy and gakking a bit, but she goes back to sleep (something she ate off the sidewalk no doubt) and I go deep into a dream where _______ (to protect the innocent) is a nun taking a bath, fully dressed, and I am the convent janitor scrubbing the bathroom where she is bathing, except I am NOT fully dressed, nekkid as it were, scrubbing the nuns bathroom, and frankly, the nun has this pleased sparkle in her eye as she sees me full frontal and tells me she LIKES WHAT SHE SEES but I manage to get a towel on and help this nun to ESCAPE (there are bars--this is like a nun prison) and we escape to a restaurant I know and enlist the help of certain powerful mobsters I know except that as we leave the restaurant down the back stair, some OTHER NUN connected mobsters are looking for us and we are trying to be sneaky but we are seen going out the back door, keep in mind I am still in my towel, and as she and I run down the street being chased by various gunmen we run into the middle of a movie set and I am hopeful we will get some help and....
remember Penny and her belly? I am awakened by my beagle next to me in bed starting to gak again and I shove her to the floor where she vomits up a rainbow of smelly ___?
Posted by Gary's third pottery blog at 6:12 AM