Wednesday, October 7, 2009

CONVENT BREAKOUT, wherein I escape with a nun


(does the beagle on the pottery look familiar???? Beagle pots by Gary Rith)
So, you know, at 3am Penny is sleeping next to me but is kinda queasy and gakking a bit, but she goes back to sleep (something she ate off the sidewalk no doubt) and I go deep into a dream where _______ (to protect the innocent) is a nun taking a bath, fully dressed, and I am the convent janitor scrubbing the bathroom where she is bathing, except I am NOT fully dressed, nekkid as it were, scrubbing the nuns bathroom, and frankly, the nun has this pleased sparkle in her eye as she sees me full frontal and tells me she LIKES WHAT SHE SEES but I manage to get a towel on and help this nun to ESCAPE (there are bars--this is like a nun prison) and we escape to a restaurant I know and enlist the help of certain powerful mobsters I know except that as we leave the restaurant down the back stair, some OTHER NUN connected mobsters are looking for us and we are trying to be sneaky but we are seen going out the back door, keep in mind I am still in my towel, and as she and I run down the street being chased by various gunmen we run into the middle of a movie set and I am hopeful we will get some help and....
remember Penny and her belly? I am awakened by my beagle next to me in bed starting to gak again and I shove her to the floor where she vomits up a rainbow of smelly ___?

17 comments:

cookingwithgas said...

Bleck!
Dreaming about nuns- it is either time to make nudes or Penguins!
Or nude penguins!

Lynda said...

lol Gary... only YOU would clean a nun's bathroom in the all-together and then complain about your own place to clean. Maybe SOMEBODY should dress up like Mother Tastycakes and "inspire" you? But poor Penny... you hate when your pups sick and hate cleaning it up.

Thanks for a fun start to the day!

John Bailey said...

That's what I call a strange dream! Poor Penny, but better out than in, as my father used to say... ;-)

denis said...

i've said it before and i'll say it again...you have the best, craziest, most bizarre, vivid dreams of anyone i know. i always love hearing about them. we need to find you an expert dream interpreter. personally, i think this dream is telling you to be a nun this halloween.

ang said...

hahahahha....wasn't that a scene from sister act??? your cups are looking very matisse like now....!cool.

Becky Jo said...

As I was reading that... I was starting to wonder if this was going to be nun porn............. thanks for cleaning it up. :)

I dig the woofer cups. Penny is now even more famous than before.

celeste said...

Dude. Lay off the brownies before bed.

Gordo said...

Good grief, Gary. What do you eat before bed?

Cheri @ Blog This Mom! said...

Possibly Gary may have to avoid Chapterhouse too close to bedtime.

:-O

ML said...

All I can say is, I'm convulsed with laughter and will probably stay this way all day, or every time my mind sends another snapshot of the altogether Gary scrubbing the nuns' baths. Such a contrast! Boggles the mind and causes great glee. Dream on, Gary, dream on. And would we call that a rather 'Gar'ish dream?

Susan as herself said...

Fantastic dream.

And if you made a nun mug I would buy at least one.

Reverend Awesome said...

HAHAHA! What a wonderful dream. I love that you were in a nun prison!!

Of course you were cleaning in your dream after your big clean up day. Endless day and night of cleaning.

cm said...

I should share this with my aunt the nun, get her take on it.

Kimberly said...

Yeah Denis... lay off them brownies!

TheColorTree said...

You're not anxious about something, are you?

Emily SIL said...

What a way for a crazy dream to end! Animals know how to bring a people back to reality fast.

~ Sil in Corea said...

I have 2 cats in my bed, just like the old days. Lord Help Us if they ever start to heave up furballs or anything else in the bed! (Mimi has been known to gak on the bathroom doorsill, tho.)