My Little Pumpkin came home and said:
"Two cows were hanging around in a meadow. The one asks the other:
"What do you think of this so-called mad cow disease?"
and the reply was:
"I'm not worried about it. After all, I'm a helicopter!"
What is the difference between the first President Bush and the second president Bush?
8 years of prosperity."
I am glad she is home.