nekk!d ladies and b**b!es

(mug by Gary Rith and mermaid by God and Hollywood)
When I was in 8th grade at the end of year BBQ my two favorite teachers were chatting with me about my career plans.
"I want to be an artist!" sez I.
Mr Bull turns to Mister Groves and hoots with laughter: "That's just because he wants to draw nak*d ladies all day long!!!!"
:::blushblushblush::::

Soooo, I was thinking of making some mermaids on things. I have done so before, with cute little shells on their b**b!es. I was making this one and I kinda went commando with it. Then I was going to put shells on there, but put on little pointy n!pples instead. Then I asked myself where to put her and tried here and there and settled on rising from the foam of future cappucinos.
Although I imagine her placement means that her b**b!es might poke out the drinker's eye.

Mr Bull, this Bud's for you.