PotterySLUTS, PotteryPIMPS and Portland Ponygirl rides off....

(Ponygirl, Nance, Carol and Leslie and My Missus, Leslie, Tommy, Carol and Me)
OK, the little mystery toy Portland Ponygirl rec'd directions from the shadowy controller and was shipped off....to the Lone Star State, actually...and then Nance sends an email and is like "gonna dropp off pieces downtown for the show? Let's have coffee!" so me and Nance get the Starschmucks and gossip for awhile about YOU and then I head up the hill to make some pots at Cornell and some of my pots have come out of a glaze kiln up there and 2 of my students are messing around, Carol and Leslie, who tell me that they are POTTERYSLUTS and me and the POTTERYSLUTS slide down the hill to the Chapter House to meet my missus and Tommy, whom the POTTERYSLUTS have named the POTTERYPIMP, and well, you can guess the rest....