Thursday, September 3, 2009

bare AZZ

So the oatmeal is out, the banana bread sliced, the coffee poured, and we each have a cat on our laps for breakfast. The lady tells me
"I don't know what you're doing all night"

me "????"

"every morning the sheets and blankets are all on MY SIDE of the bed"

me "?????"

"maybe you like sleeping bare azzed, is that it????"

me "?????"

"because I wonder how all the blankets and sheets end up on my side. I wouldn't steal them, would I?"

me "??????"

"Gosh, maybe I DO steal them, and you and your bare azz are over there freezing!!!"

me "!!!!"


(mind blowingly beautiful teaset by Gary Rith)

17 comments:

Mrs. Potsblog said...

Are we dealing with a reliable narrator here?

Gallow said...

It's probably due to the dream you had about shaving yourself.

Becky Jo said...

That's nuts, because almost the same thing happens at my house. I wake up at 4:45am (ON MY BIRTHDAY) and Hubby and DOG have taken over the bed... I am clinging to the last 1/2 foot of the bed and they are comfortably stretched out, swaddled in blankets. Is Penny taking over your bed???

Gary Rith Pottery Blog said...

Oh yes, Penny and the missus are pretty darn comfortable, BELIEVE me....

Jay said...

The Blanket Battles are never ending!

marystarosta said...

Must be getting a bit COOLER in your neck of the woods. Still just sheet weather here in Colorado, cool nights, hot days. love the ZEBRA by the way!

Pauline said...

Such a familiar subject! hehe.... love the Zebra teapot and the teapot set!

Hilary said...

No wonder you spend your days hunched over a kiln. ;)

Stacey B said...

I'm a little tea pot black with spots, if you don't want to buy me your are nuts.

Wait, does spots even rhyme with nuts?

Susan as herself said...

That is one HOT tea set.

No comment about your asses.

Dez said...

Uh Oh, I'm the one that pushes the sheet and blanket to DH's side. I'm always the hot one! (no pun intended. LOL) :~>
That is one Gorgeous Tea Set! You always out do yourself!!

Dez said...

Uh Oh, I'm the one that pushes the sheet and blanket to DH's side. I'm always the hot one! (no pun intended. LOL) :~>
That is one Gorgeous Tea Set! You always out do yourself!!

kate et jim said...

We solved this problem, years ago. Just use two comforters (or blankets or whatever) and meet in the middle when desired.

Stacey - it rhymed until you brought it to attention. Just put an English accent on it and sounds terrific! lol

Farmer*swife said...

Totally love the little teapot atop the teapot...

maybe the cups could have little cups? :-D

Happy Thursday!

Cheri @ Blog This Mom! said...

That first comment? Made me LAUGH!

Cheri @ Blog This Mom! said...

I almost forgot what I was going to say: That IS a BEAUTIFUL tea set!

Lynda said...

lol - you have connected the teapot to the story so well!