Wednesday, September 2, 2009

kissing the frog....


(mug by Gary Rith)

Remember, if you have a sec, check out the all new, one day old, www.garyrith.com ! I will change it and add more later, but its a pretty good start I think.

You wake up and you're in the mood for a good joke and you have frogs and kisses in mind.....
Joke - The Frog Prince

Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle when a frog happened upon her.

The frog leapt into the princess' lap and said:

"Elegant lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am. And then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."

The princess smiled and placed the frog into the folds of her skirts.

That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly seasoned frog legs sauteed in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself: "I don't f###ing think so."


Check out the delicious Siouxsie and the Banshees......

5 comments:

Busy Bee Suz said...

The website is looking great. I am very impressed.

denis said...

i LOVE that joke.

Becky Jo said...

Awesome. Go feminism! ;)

Dez said...

HAHA!! Too funny!!
I had not heard that one, but I love the twist on it!
Your new website looks like it's off to a great start!

soubriquet said...

Damn! I already look at too many wwwebsites... But... Neat!
The other story goes "Another suitor prince? Meh! I've seen too many... But on the other hand -A TALKING FROG!!!! "

Here's a Suzie, not a Siouxsie, in leather...... for you...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6YOhfHwpLQ