(more ducky bowls by Gary Rith)
What time does a duck wake up?
At the quack of dawn!!!!!
A woman walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey where'd you get the pig?"
The women says "This isn't a pig it's a duck"
and the bartender says "No, I was talking to the duck!"
Can you believe there is an online site dedicated to clean duck jokes??????
Oh, life is good, I love the web...........
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16 comments:
These jokes make me quack up!
(Someone had to say the obvious!)
AND...you just happened to fid it too....
I'm quacking up too.In fact...you quack me up all the time.
( I'll stop now :))
You know, this has me thinking and making some up too:
What did the duck have for lunch? Cheese and quackers!
What kind of cereal does a duck like?
Quacker oatmeal!
Why did the duck cross the road?
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It was the chicken's day off!!
Wonderful work on the bowls, Gary. :)
~KC (who gets up before the quack of dawn)
Three guys get to heaven,Bob, Larry and Bill, and before they enter St. Peter warns them "whatever you do don`t ever, ever, step on a duck. Once one quacks, they all do, and they make a terrible racket". Bob enters heaven and immediately steps on a duck. So an angel comes up to him and chains a large hairy ugly woman to him for eternity, and says " I told you not to step on a duck". The next week Larry steps on a duck. An angel comes to him and chains a very ugly woman to him for eternity and says "I told you not to step on a duck". Bill hadn`t stepped on a duck since he had gotten into heaven, then one day an angel comes up to him and chains a beautiful supermodel to him. He asked her why she was there and she turned to him and said, " I don`t know what you did, but I stepped on a duck."
Quack!
Gary, I just gave you a triple-bump over at my place. Because it's Friday, and everyone *hearts* you! :)
Hearts me!!! wowie!
OK, Listen, I am desperate for a peanut butter sandwich but here's my new version(been thinking about it all morning, and have done NOTHING)
Why did the duck cross the road?
I dunno, but here comes a truck and he better be quack!
Smashed Quackers on the Quackerole!!!
(um, this is from FW's recipe for Vodka Tonics, not from the truck...maybe Cheri shouldn't let Laura read that one...)
Really, I'm going back to scrubbing bathrooms now...
[limps away from her bad joke]
And then I have to go to the store, because we are OUT OF PEANUT BUTTER!! (seriously, is that a mom-crime or what??)
I had to make SM a Nutella sandwich for his lunchbox today. I don't think he'll be unhappy with that and yogurt and apple slices and organic chocolate milk!
What happens when ducks fly upside down?
They quack up!
I havn't had nutella in a long time....
quack up!
I'm just smitten with these little bowls. Too cute! I'm always amazed with what you are able to create. :-)
Gary, Nutella is amazing stuff. Yummy in my tummy. :-)
Is there an animal that you don't make?
hmmmm, well I seem to have the LONGHORN thing going these days too....
Nutella? I've heard of it. kc cracked me up with the organic lunch for her kids...
Lil'Gal would have a cow. I feed them very healthy, but I have to at least make it look a little like there is some "sweets" in it.
Holy Quack! It's after 2:pm!
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