My pal Farmer's Wife is giving away BARBIE! Yoohoo, click it and go win a Barbie.
Now here is a totally funny Barbie joke:
A man walks into the toy store to get a Barbie doll for his daughter. So he asks the assistant, as you would, "How much is Barbie?"
"Well," she says, "we have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00."
"Hey, hang on," the guy asks, "why is Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?"
"Yeah, well, it's like this ... Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture ..."
*GIGGLE* Great joke there GR! Thanks for the post! I appreciate it! You are D'Bomb!!
ReplyDeleteToo funny ... Roseanne Barr used to have a great schtick, where she complained that Barbie did not prepare girls for the real world. She wanted Mattel to make one called "Battered and Abused Trailer Park Barbie."
ReplyDeleteI still LOL.
Oh, and the hamster reminds me of the Everyone Loves Raymond episode when he accidently froze his daughter's in a box of pudding pops.
OK, I am rambling -- hope you have a great weekend.
Apparently Barbie didn't get divorced in an oil rich, community property, one nation (under gawd, yellow roses, and a depressed cow named Blue Belle)like Texas.
ReplyDeleteTejas Suzie costs $4.99. A real bargain in these budget-minded times!
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