Sunday, March 15, 2009

a rude joke

So today my beloved Blueberry Muffin sez to me:
"Didja hear how the Da!ry Queen got pregnant?"
"NO!" sez I.
"Yeah", sez the Blueberry Muffin, "the Burger K!ng couldn't handle his whopper!".

7 comments:

  1. Well, it did make me laugh - even out loud! Thanks for the laugh for the day!

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  2. Jim's still laughing over there on the other side of the room...lol

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  3. I need the US urban dictionary
    (but hey, I'm not local ;-)

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  4. very funny...and naughty ;)

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  5. Yay, dirty jokes from Maude! How about making this a regular feature, Gary? ;-)

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  6. Another one in a similar vein:

    Q-What did the snack food say to the battery?
    A-If you're Eveready, I'm Frito-Lay

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